{"id":1708,"date":"2014-07-13T10:25:51","date_gmt":"2014-07-13T00:25:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.threecolordisasters.com\/?p=1708"},"modified":"2015-09-15T21:44:41","modified_gmt":"2015-09-15T11:44:41","slug":"micro-fiction-34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/?p=1708","title":{"rendered":"#34: Day Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We finished robbing the grave by late afternoon. We pulled the gold teeth with old pliers and sold to a merchant on Degraves. The eyes we sold to a mute woman at the market. The liver and kidney were salvageable; in the basement of Lord&#8217;s Mercy we got cash from a doctor whose hands shook uncontrollably. At the end of the day we retired to a dark bar by the river, to smoke and forget about the following day for a while.<\/p>\n<p>When I got home she half-asked how my day had been. &#8220;Same old same old,&#8221; I half-replied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We finished robbing the grave by late afternoon. We pulled the gold teeth with old pliers and sold to a merchant on Degraves. The eyes we sold to a mute woman at the market. The liver and kidney were salvageable; in the basement of Lord&#8217;s Mercy we got cash from a doctor whose hands shook &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/?p=1708\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">#34: Day Job<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abnormal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}