{"id":1764,"date":"2014-08-12T02:35:59","date_gmt":"2014-08-11T16:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.threecolordisasters.com\/?p=1764"},"modified":"2015-09-15T21:44:39","modified_gmt":"2015-09-15T11:44:39","slug":"45","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/?p=1764","title":{"rendered":"#45: Day at the Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wasp. Notebooks were waved, pens thrown. It sipped some of my tea. I batted at it with a ruler and it surged into the air. Everyone fanned out around the office. It tried flying out an open window \u2013 a mandarin was perched nearby as a lure, they like the color orange &#8211; but as it was about four feet long (minus stinger) it couldn\u2019t fit through. Someone grabbed a spray-can but the wasp was ready for <em>that<\/em> and smacked it out of their hands. Eventually it lumbered into the darkness under a desk, and slept. We returned to work, waiting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wasp. Notebooks were waved, pens thrown. It sipped some of my tea. I batted at it with a ruler and it surged into the air. Everyone fanned out around the office. It tried flying out an open window \u2013 a mandarin was perched nearby as a lure, they like the color orange &#8211; but as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/?p=1764\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">#45: Day at the Office<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abnormal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}