{"id":1769,"date":"2014-08-18T11:39:09","date_gmt":"2014-08-18T01:39:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.threecolordisasters.com\/?p=1769"},"modified":"2015-09-15T21:44:38","modified_gmt":"2015-09-15T11:44:38","slug":"47-time-travel-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/?p=1769","title":{"rendered":"#47: Time Travel Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>silence, frowns, fumbling with cutlery. a glass clinked. silence. i cleared my throat. glanced round. nearby, the machine sat in the corner, winking quietly to itself. i smiled. exuded calm and positivity. He coughed once, picked up His wine glass, drained it off, set it down. a little loudly. i smiled with bared teeth, tried to indicate everything was good. but it was not good. He spoke aramaic. i spoke english. the others german, french, greek. in the corner, the machine winked and whirred and none of us knew what the hell was going on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>silence, frowns, fumbling with cutlery. a glass clinked. silence. i cleared my throat. glanced round. nearby, the machine sat in the corner, winking quietly to itself. i smiled. exuded calm and positivity. He coughed once, picked up His wine glass, drained it off, set it down. a little loudly. i smiled with bared teeth, tried &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/?p=1769\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">#47: Time Travel Party<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abnormal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}