{"id":1792,"date":"2014-09-16T10:47:33","date_gmt":"2014-09-16T00:47:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.threecolordisasters.com\/?p=1792"},"modified":"2015-09-15T21:44:37","modified_gmt":"2015-09-15T11:44:37","slug":"52-370","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/?p=1792","title":{"rendered":"#52 Three Seventy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I called the hostess and asked for fresh water. She said everyone was asking and she didn&#8217;t think there was any. She left. I squirmed. Tried to loosen the seatbelt, but it was useless. I smiled without humor: the rust wasn&#8217;t going anywhere. I looked across at my nearest seat mate. Long blond hair drifted and a pretty nose came into view. She turned and looked at me; eyeless sockets. I slipped a bright octopus from my pocket and offered it. Hair drifted and fish swam through her breast. I sighed, squirmed, and waited for relief which would never come.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I called the hostess and asked for fresh water. She said everyone was asking and she didn&#8217;t think there was any. She left. I squirmed. Tried to loosen the seatbelt, but it was useless. I smiled without humor: the rust wasn&#8217;t going anywhere. I looked across at my nearest seat mate. Long blond hair drifted &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/?p=1792\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">#52 Three Seventy<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-normal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1792"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1792\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}