{"id":1944,"date":"2014-10-24T20:01:48","date_gmt":"2014-10-24T09:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.threecolordisasters.com\/?p=1944"},"modified":"2015-09-15T21:44:34","modified_gmt":"2015-09-15T11:44:34","slug":"79-joe-blakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/?p=1944","title":{"rendered":"#79 Joe Blakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you remember how you&#8217;d tell me, &#8220;Watch out for the Joe Blakes &#8211; they&#8217;ll be in a bad mood&#8221; whenever it was a hot day? I&#8217;d immediately be on a mission, turning every rock and fallen stump, hoping to find one not find one. All these years later and on a hot day I still get the buzz of fear adrenalin when I kick over rock tire stump. The fun of the threat has seeped into my bones hands feet. And every time I take that short quick half step back I can hear you saying the words.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you remember how you&#8217;d tell me, &#8220;Watch out for the Joe Blakes &#8211; they&#8217;ll be in a bad mood&#8221; whenever it was a hot day? I&#8217;d immediately be on a mission, turning every rock and fallen stump, hoping to find one not find one. All these years later and on a hot day I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/?p=1944\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">#79 Joe Blakes<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-normal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gary.giraph.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}